MICHAEL SCOTT’S PAPER
Road Map
Phase 1: The Brainstorming
- Sketched initial coin design on a napkin at Chili's.
- Announced the coin to the office and got a standing ovation (from myself).
- Idea conceived during a particularly inspiring episode of "Entourage."
Phase 2: The Launchening
- Official launch of Michael Scott’s Paper Coin with a celebratory office party and an ice sculpture of myself
- First press release written
- Coin listed on Creed's list of "Sure Things" alongside his savings in the Cayman Islands.
- Host a seminar on financial freedom
- Partner with local Scranton businesses to accept Michael Scott’s Paper Coin (Alfredo's Pizza Café said maybe).
- Release limited edition "Prison Mike" tokens to remind holders that the real value is freedom.
Phase 3: To the Moon
Phase 4: The Diversificationing
- Launch "Threat Level Midnight" NFT series, because who wouldn't want a digital piece of Michael Scarn?
- Begin work on "Michael's Mansion" in Decentraland, a virtual office where we can all hang out (virtually).
- Introduce "Dundie Rewards" program where you can earn actual Dundies by hodling.
Phase 5: The Pyramid Scheme
- Implement a referral program that's definitely not a pyramid scheme because it's shaped like a ladder, and you climb to success.
- Host a worldwide conference call that accidentally becomes a "Threat Level Midnight" watch party.
- Celebrate when Michael Scott’s Paper Coin becomes the official currency of the world
Phase 6: The Legacy
- Commission a statue of myself in the Scranton Business Park, paid for in Michael Scott’s Paper Coin.
- Establish the "Michael Scott Foundation" for the study of business excellence and the promotion of goatee fashion.
- Time Magazine's "Coin of the Year" cover, because why aim for anything less?
