Contract Renounced
Our contract was renounced on launch.
Tokenomics
88% of LP added and burned. 7% of Tokens Burned. Remaining 5% is our team wallet.
Community
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Phase 1: The Brainstorming
Road Map
Sketched initial coin design on a napkin at Chili's.
Announced the coin to the office and got a standing ovation (from myself).
Idea conceived during a particularly inspiring episode of "Entourage."
Official launch of Michael Scott’s Paper Coin with a celebratory office party and an ice sculpture of myself
First press release written
Coin listed on Creed's list of "Sure Things" alongside his savings in the Cayman Islands.
Phase 2: The Launchening
Phase 3: To the Moon
Host a seminar on financial freedom
Partner with local Scranton businesses to accept Michael Scott’s Paper Coin (Alfredo's Pizza Café said maybe).
Release limited edition "Prison Mike" tokens to remind holders that the real value is freedom.
Phase 4: The Diversificationing
Launch "Threat Level Midnight" NFT series, because who wouldn't want a digital piece of Michael Scarn?
Begin work on "Michael's Mansion" in Decentraland, a virtual office where we can all hang out (virtually).
ntroduce "Dundie Rewards" program where you can earn actual Dundies by hodling.
Implement a referral program that's definitely not a pyramid scheme because it's shaped like a ladder, and you climb to success.
Host a worldwide conference call that accidentally becomes a "Threat Level Midnight" watch party.
Celebrate when Michael Scott’s Paper Coin becomes the official currency of the world
Phase 5: The Pyramid Scheme (Just Kidding, It's a Ladder)
Commission a statue of myself in the Scranton Business Park, paid for in Michael Scott’s Paper Coin.
Establish the "Michael Scott Foundation" for the study of business excellence and the promotion of goatee fashion.
Time Magazine's "Coin of the Year" cover, because why aim for anything less?